Head, meet wall.

Here's a conversation that will make you want to say, "Head, meet wall....many, many times."


*knock on the door*
*giggles*
Girls: "Jooooosh. Your house is so scary with all these decorations."
*more giggles*
Josh: *goes out*
Me: *stand by the door to listen...erm, I mean check something*
Girls: "Can you come hang?"
Josh: "No, I have business to take care of."
Girls: "Does your Mommy know you're taking care of business."
Me: *holds self back from barging outside*
Josh: "Ummmm...I have work to do."
Girls: "Like what kinda work?"
Josh: "A project."
((yeah, that project is a new video game he just got yesterday, ladies))
Girls: "Like what kind of project?"
Josh: "For school"
Girls: "Why do you like need school?"
Josh: "To learn."
Girls: "Like why do you need to learn?"
Me: *bangs head on wall repeatedly*
Josh: "To get an education."
Girls: "Why do you like need an education?"
Josh: "I just do."
Girls: "Is it like ok if we like look you up on facebook?"
Josh: "Suuure."
Girls: "You aren't like friends with your Mom on facebook, are you?"
Josh: *realizing that I am probably hearing this* "I've got to go in.bye."
*door opens to reveal me....dead eye lock on the girls*
Girls: "Oh my god...his Mom was right there... did you see?"
*que evil laugh*
MWAH HA HA!!!